You can’t whip a man over the internet but you can humiliate him. — In the morning, I take a shower before I turn on my phone line. I don’t want a call to come through and I can’t answer it. However, as soon as I’ve toweled off, I alert my clients that I’m free. …

My opinion as a former sugar baby. — At the beginning of each month, my boyfriend Venmo’s me a significant cash gift. Besides that, whenever we go out, he pays for everything. On his tab, I enjoy a lot of fine dining, trips to the theater and to concerts. …

My ex also cheated on me with a woman in her SUV. — When Darryl and I matched on Tinder, I liked him immediately. He was cute, funny, and more, plus he seemed to really like me, too. I was thrilled when he began to call me every night. We had deep conversations about our lives. Talking to him was therapeutic. I told…

It’s called “blue vulva” and it’s just as uncomfortable. — Most people have heard of the term blue balls — the painful condition when men become aroused but don’t experience a sexual release. “Blue balls” happen because, during arousal, the vessels in the penis and testicles become filled with blood, creating an erection. Upon orgasm, this blood is released and…

I can’t mix my writer persona with my sex-work one. — Last year, I started an OnlyFans connected to my writing as Mysterious Witt. It was supposed to be a way for my fans to get a closer look at me. Ahem, a closer look at my vagina. I uploaded naked shots of myself along with a couple of videos of…

I sowed my wild oats and got practice. — I went to bed with a lot of men after my divorce. I knew most of them weren’t right for me. I had sex with them anyway. Can you believe this technique ultimately led me to meet “The One.” What’s “The One”? “The One” is the perfect person for you — that individual…

It’s not creative. It’s selfish. — I was having sex with a man I’d just met. His name was Marco, and he kept changing up the cadence of his thrusts. He would give a few quick pumps, then stop, wait a minute, then start thrusting slowly again. Suddenly, he’d jab at me rapidly. I was getting…

Yup — after very much enjoying sex with me, a 40-year-old woman. — I was a forty-year-old sugar baby. Yes, you read that right. After my divorce, I sugar-dated, even at that ripe old age. For the most part, I look back on this period of my life in a positive light. I sugar-dated for about six months, and it helped me support…

Even now, we’re being picky about who we jump into bed with. — Covid changed many things about our social activity. It made us scared to breathe each other’s air. It distanced us. The world closed down, and we all settled into our homes for the long run. If we did go out, it was for necessities and with masks on. This didn’t…